You don’t know much about me. 

Let’s change that!

A Few Things about Jim:

1. I grew up in New York. No, not New York City. 200 miles north, in a tiny eclectic Victorian village called Round Lake.  That place is weird. In a lot of ways, so am I.

2. I am a Type 2 Diabetic.

3. I love chocolate Frosty’s from Wendys. I was incensed when they introduced vanilla flavored Frosty’s. INCENSED. Frosty’s are, by definition, CHOCOLATE. Run and tell THAT. Also, see #2.

4. I see dead people.  Really. I talk to them. Sometimes I hear them talk back. Yes, really.  

5. Everything in this life is relative. At least twice a year I take my ‘normals’ and toss them out the window. I think I am better for it.

6. I am chronically single. I am so good at being single that I think it impedes my search for a partner. Do you have a gay brother?

7. I cannot remember the last time I was bored. It has been years. How do people find the time to stream Netflix and Hulu? I honestly don’t get it.

8. I am an Anglophile. Harry > Wills.

9. Taylor Dayne rules the world.  Fight me. Sondheim is a close second. LuPone, too.

10.  I am probably singing a show tune in my head. Or Taylor. Or Britney.

11. I am a caregiver for a parent who had a major stroke in 2017. Returning the nurturing care a parent gave you as a child is the most humbling, exhausting and rewarding job I never applied for. I pray you n̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ get to do it, too.

12. Do you think Wendys is still open?